koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
googlehomo: why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
How restless I am tonight. I only hope you’re sleeping better than I, my dear.
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ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
pizzattack: the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
svviffer: yourtubes: what if your penis could talk it would probably be a dick all the time
lexirose-is-cool: “HUMAN HANDS ARE SO WEAK” “DAMMIT how you do this without telekinesis?” “WHAT IS THIS SENSATION CALLED PAIN”
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG google it
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
the-yolocaust: clowis: the-yolocaust: i need like 40 more followers hell yeah what do you need them for were taking north korea by sundown
zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
The Ministry has fallen. Karp is dead. Yahoo is...
Dear Karp, ….Daddy why?
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